GuiltyRed's Into The Nexus

Title: Why Did the Chocobo Cross the Road?
Challenge: Film Quotes
Characters/Pairings: Crisis Core-era SOLDIER
Word Count: 100
A/N: The quote: “(Winger) Platoon – a-one, two… (platoon) BOOM shaka-laka-laka! BOOM shaka-laka-laka! BOOM shaka-laka-laka! BOOM!” from “Stripes."

Sephiroth hated these events. He stood at attention, acknowledging the young troopers as they marched by in formation, their every move neat, precise, and mind-numbingly predictable.

As the last platoon passed him by, he frowned, his mental count off by one. Sephiroth turned toward Lazard and stage-whispered, “Where’s the rest of it?”

Lazard fidgeted with his collar and looked like he wanted to disappear. “Well, General, there’s been some trouble with –”

With great noise, the missing platoon double-time marched across the field, bypassing the parade route entirely.

Their leader called them to their places: “Platoon – a-one, two…”

“BOOM shaka-laka-laka! BOOM shaka-laka-laka! BOOM shaka-laka-laka! BOOM!”

Sephiroth stared. “That…was special…”