GuiltyRed's Into The Nexus

Title: To Get From the Left to the Right!
Challenge: Film Quotes
Characters/Pairings: Crisis Core-era SOLDIER
Word Count: 100
A/N: The quote: “(General) Where the hell have you been, soldier? (Winger) Training, Sir! (platoon) TRAINING SIR! (General) What kind of training, son? (Winger) HOAARRRMMYY TRAINING, SIR! (platoon) ARMY TRAINING SIR!” also from “Stripes.”


General Sephiroth considered the ragtag platoon before him. No drill sergeant in sight, the odd assortment of troopers seemed to be following a 3^rd Class SOLDIER. After a sidelong glance to the other 1^st Class representatives and Director Lazard, Sephiroth addressed the platoon’s erstwhile leader. “Where the hell have you been, SOLDIER?”

The young man didn’t hesitate. “Training, Sir!”

“TRAINING SIR!” echoed the platoon with eardrum-bursting volume.

I know I’m going to regret this, Sephiroth thought; still, he continued. “What kind of training, son?”

Taking a deep breath, the SOLDIER bellowed, “HOAARRRMMYY TRAINING, SIR!”

“ARMY TRAINING SIR!”

Beside Sephiroth, Angeal hid his face in his hands.

Sephiroth gave him a look. “You…know this kid?”